And they say money doesn’t buy happiness. I can wholeheartedly tell you that that’s not true. I have plenty of money and I am extremely happy. If I didn’t have money, I wouldn’t be able to do all the things that I love. Like spending time at my holiday house and spending time discussing future holiday house plans with new home builders. Near the Mornington Peninsula, we are all quite well off, and I can tell you with absolute certainty that we’re all very happy. That’s because we’re rich! Being rich is the best. I can have anything that I want and I don’t have to worry about anything. I don’t even have to wait to get things. If I want something, I get it within hours.
I couldn’t even imagine a life without money. People spending years working just to be able to afford things? It seems torturous. I’ve never worked a day in my life. I do give to charity, though. I spend a lot of money at gala balls and the money spent on tickets gets donated to charity. I’m a good person and I know for a fact that my money is helping to make poor people happy. Otherwise, why would they want it?
Imagine if I couldn’t afford to employ someone to come in and do an annual home maintenance service on my holiday home. That would mean that I’d have to maintain it myself, which would make me very unhappy. Having someone come in and maintain my home when I need it is an absolute necessity. I also have house cleaners, groundskeepers and chefs to ensure that everything in the home is in working order.
All in all, my life hack is to get rich or die trying. There’s no point living a mediocre life where you can’t spend money to make all your problems go away, I promise.